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Thursday, July 24, 2014

State of Affairs

This culture has decided to keep me alive but shun and despise me. Fear me. Keep me at a distance. Judge and shame me.
A new culture is rising to replace this one. This cultural coup will make the culture wars look like nothing...

Belated Fishing Opener Poem

she's a martyr to my illness
no smarter than a dill miss
a hundred dollar bill wish
she went and caught a dogfish
grab dollars with her bare fist
at home she never be blissed
with grandkids i done her blessed

A Minneapolis Joke Turned Stereotype Essay Question

A palestinian, a native, a hmong and a somali walk into a bar, who is buying? What do they eat? Drink? The palestinian is a christian, does that change things? All four are female. How does that change your conception?

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

What do you do, you ask?

I am a prophet from the time imagined by john lennon. So many of the original coimaginers have lost the image I lose sight of it myself some days! Believe me though, it's coming sooner than you think.

Friday, July 18, 2014

Cover letter

To whom it may concern:

I am currently seeking vocational activities to provide meaning to my days and perhaps some coin for my pocket.

I hold a bachelor of science in multidisciplinary studies degree from the university of Minnesota. I am a trained and experienced union advocate for the national association of letter carriers and would like to use those skills and that passion in future endeavors. I am a skilled writer, an analytic thinker and a creative problem solver.

Please contact me if you might have use for such an individual in your organization.

Sincerely, 

Ryan gautschi

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Back to blogger as my main outlet

How we talk about the pharmacopia is very important to me. Everything with drowsiness as a side effect is not "sleeping medicine"